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Emotional Support Chicken

Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" soft vinyl Rubber Chicken, it squawks its support loudly. It comes with extra wide empathetic eyes and a removable nylon vest that designates it as an official Emotional Support Chicken so that you can take it on planes and into supermarkets. 

This chicken is not a licensed therapist. It can't get into the roots of your anxiety or give you strategies to help deal with difficult situations. But, in those moments when you can't find a voice for your angst, it will scream for you! It will squawk the ache of your soul with all the power a plucked chicken frozen in eternal shock can muster. 

$17.50
Emotional Support Chicken—
$17.50

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Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" soft vinyl Rubber Chicken, it squawks its support loudly. It comes with extra wide empathetic eyes and a removable nylon vest that designates it as an official Emotional Support Chicken so that you can take it on planes and into supermarkets. 

This chicken is not a licensed therapist. It can't get into the roots of your anxiety or give you strategies to help deal with difficult situations. But, in those moments when you can't find a voice for your angst, it will scream for you! It will squawk the ache of your soul with all the power a plucked chicken frozen in eternal shock can muster. 

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